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Bunch of good one-liners [ Miscellaneous ]
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.2. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.3. Why ...

Tombstone Epitaph VIII [ Miscellaneous ]
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go. ...

Bubba and Monica [ Miscellaneous ]
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an intern! ...

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? [ Men ]
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor ...

Totally messed up [ Miscellaneous ]
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake. MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has ...

The aged patient doddered into... [ Sex ]
The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive.""Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor ...

Monica's Favorite Food [ Miscellaneous ]
Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy. ...

A Hippo What? [ Miscellaneous ]
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such ...

File Your Nails [ Miscellaneous ]
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else. ...

Tough sell [ At Work ]
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. "I certainly don't want to frighten you into a decision,"he announced, ...

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters... [ Politics ]
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell ...

Bill Gates can choose his punishment [ Computing Jokes ]
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not ...

Witch [ Miscellaneous ]
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch! ...

We need to help these people [ Doctor Jokes ]
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but ...

Spicy Panties [ Miscellaneous ]
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties. She went home and donned the new garment, and selected a short skirt ...