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Magician and Parrot [ Travel ]
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over ...

What is a yankee? [ Sex ]
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself. ...

Never talk to the parrot [ Animal Jokes ]
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, ...

Fulfilling their requests [ Miscellaneous ]
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said " I want to come back as myself, but 100 times ...

Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?" [ Politics ]
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come Spot!" in the Whitehouse. ...

Hooker Progress [ Miscellaneous ]
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the business. The youngest one complained, "Youknow Mom and Grandma, now guys want a blow job and a fuck ...

Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman [ Miscellaneous ]
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her ...

Be Politically Correct With Men [ Miscellaneous ]
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE ...

So one sperm says to the other... [ Sex ]
So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!" ...

Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs! [ Miscellaneous ]
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and you're next. Please don't make me kill you. ...

Iraqi TV Guide [ Celebrities ]
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says ...

When it gets hot [ Miscellaneous ]
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert. The Dutchman says: "I'll bring an umbrella for the shade when it gets too hot." The German says: "I'll ...

What is blue and sings alone? [ Miscellaneous ]
What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd. ...

Finding perfect men [ Marriage Jokes ]
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends."The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell ...

Genie bottle [ Miscellaneous ]
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He rubs it and out pop two Genies. He makes three wishes. When he gets home, he hears a knock on the door and outside there are 20 ...