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  About the JOKZ website



The Jokz.net website is a demo site of the basic (unformatted and unstyled) PHP turnkey website available from the BeliefMedia website.

Sadly, the jokes aren't currently formatted in a manner that we're happy with. The database is currently in the process of a massive upgrade (that'll see an enhanced formatting designed with shortcodes that can be modified by the end user). Paragraphs, grammar and spelling are all being corrected with thousands of additional jokes and image galleries added to the repository.

The site has a Joke API that enables you to allow others to add widgets, links and other data on remote websites. The API on this site won't be available until we're happy with the data!

Insult API from Dickless.org

We've got a little API so you can deliver a well-deserved insult to your visitors. As an example:
"I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it."
We cache the result for 10-minutes to avoid rate-limiting (sample PHP code below). Head over to Dickless.org or visit the XML directly here. It couldn't be any easier...

<?php
function getLatestInsult() {

 
// Cache time
 
$cache 1200// seconds
 
$cacheFile '/path/to/public_html/cache/currentInsult.txt';

   if (
file_exists($cacheFile) && (time() - $cache filemtime($cacheFile))) {
   
$result file_get_contents("$cacheFile");
   return 
$result;

   } else {

   
$xml simplexml_load_file("http://www.dickless.org/api/insult.xml");
   if (
$xml->status->attributes()->{'code'} == '200') {
   
$result $screen_name $xml->insult;

    
$fp fopen($cacheFile'w');
    
fwrite($fp$result);
    
fclose($fp);
    return 
$result;
    }
  }
}
?>


Download this example code here. You will have to create a directory called "cache" (or something similar) and change the path to that directory.

Usage is easy. echo getLatestInsult();. See our website for WordPress shortcode.

Keep in mind that the Jokz API is coming soon!

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