April Fools Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes
Red Indian Jokes
About the JOKZ website
The Jokz.net website is a demo site of the basic (unformatted and unstyled) PHP turnkey website available from the BeliefMedia website.
Sadly, the jokes aren't currently formatted in a manner that we're happy with. The database is currently in the process of a massive upgrade (that'll see an enhanced formatting designed with shortcodes that can be modified by the end user). Paragraphs, grammar and spelling are all being corrected with thousands of additional jokes and image galleries added to the repository.
The site has a Joke API that enables you to allow others to add widgets, links and other data on remote websites. The API on this site won't be available until we're happy with the data!
Insult API from Dickless.org
We've got a little API so you can deliver a well-deserved insult to your visitors. As an example:
"I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much."We cache the result for 10-minutes to avoid rate-limiting (sample PHP code below). Head over to Dickless.org or visit the XML directly here. It couldn't be any easier...
Download this example code here. You will have to create a directory called "cache" (or something similar) and change the path to that directory.
Usage is easy. echo getLatestInsult();. See our website for WordPress shortcode.
Keep in mind that the Jokz API is coming soon!
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