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How To Give Your Cat a Pill [ Animal World ]
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice ...

Man and wife at the zoo [ Animal World ]
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit ...

Hungry Snake [ Animal World ]
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then hehappened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The ...

A veterinarian surgeon... [ Animal World ]
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which ...

Tarzania [ Animal World ]
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the ...

Tarzania II [ Animal World ]
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane ...

Elephants [ Animal World ]
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back. ...

Elephants II [ Animal World ]
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash ...

Elephants III [ Animal World ]
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove elephant.3. Insert giraffe.4. Close door.How ...

Elephants IV [ Animal World ]
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one. ...

Elephants V [ Animal World ]
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles. ...

Elephants VI [ Animal World ]
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch". ...

Elephants VII [ Animal World ]
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it... ...

Elephants VIII [ Animal World ]
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room! ...

Elephants IX [ Animal World ]
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book - Elephants I have shot on ...