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Solve the riddle [ Celebrities ]
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The POPE has one but doesn't use it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,George ...

Michael Jackson and the doctor... [ Celebrities ]
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, "How long before wecan have sex?"The doctor says, "At least ...

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? [ Celebrities ]
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries. ...

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor... [ Celebrities ]
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy." ...

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams... [ Celebrities ]
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons. ...

Good news and bad news [ Celebrities ]
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife's bedroom. "Kid's......there's good news and bad news." ...

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter... [ Celebrities ]
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: ...

Stick your tongue out... [ Celebrities ]
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video. ...

Do the math [ Celebrities ]
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, ...

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... [ Celebrities ]
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." ...

What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair? [ Celebrities ]
Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert ...

What's stiff and excites women? [ Celebrities ]
Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley. ...

Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? [ Celebrities ]
Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it. ...

What did Michael Jackson say when his cock... [ Celebrities ]
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you. ...

What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? [ Celebrities ]
Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape. ...