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Love, Santa [ Christmas Jokes ]
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at ...

Poor Turkey! [ Christmas Jokes ]
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look ...

Homemade Bargain Gift [ Christmas Jokes ]
Here's a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown ...

Christmas at the Post Office [ Christmas Jokes ]
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson ...

The Office Christmas Party [ Christmas Jokes ]
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller ...

Believing in Santa [ Christmas Jokes ]
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola ...

The Miracle of Christmas [ Christmas Jokes ]
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale ...

Jews & Christmas [ Christmas Jokes ]
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart ...

Bad Santa [ Christmas Jokes ]
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother. ...

Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer [ Christmas Jokes ]
Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? ...

A Microsoft Christmas [ Christmas Jokes ]
NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas at a press conference held via satellite from Santa's summer estate somewhere in the southern ...

Politically Correct Santa [ Christmas Jokes ]
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically ...

On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . . [ Christmas Jokes ]
December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised or pleased ...

A Martha Stewart Christmas [ Christmas Jokes ]
Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want one little thing, and I want it deeply.I want to ...

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer [ Christmas Jokes ]
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife."No, that felt ...