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Trick or Treat [ Comedian Jokes ]
I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a ...

Surgery [ Comedian Jokes ]
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of there-Charlie Viracola ...

HMO [ Comedian Jokes ]
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman ...

Gas Stations [ Comedian Jokes ]
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin ...

Taxes [ Comedian Jokes ]
The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can't find you when they owe YOU money-Jay Leno ...

IRS [ Comedian Jokes ]
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.-Conan O'Brien ...

Psychic Phenomena [ Comedian Jokes ]
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carlin ...

Protesting [ Comedian Jokes ]
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg ...

Escalators [ Comedian Jokes ]
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the ...

Environment [ Comedian Jokes ]
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. "Pollution? It's those damn trees."Jay Leno ...

THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral [ Comedian Jokes ]
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg out,they put his left leg in and they ...

Paddy [ Comedian Jokes ]
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to apply for a job.He told me that he walked out because the guyasked me for my name and i ...

My Dog [ Comedian Jokes ]
Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's precious,just like Mommy." Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples - ...

Gas Station [ Comedian Jokes ]
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He stoodnext to the diesel pump, lit the place up and it exploded.He started singing ...

Inflatable high heels [ Comedian Jokes ]
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs. ...