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College Physics [ Doctor Jokes ]
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him."Why do we have to learn this stuff?" the frustrated ...

Different Kinds of Doctors [ Doctor Jokes ]
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do ...

Pete [ Doctor Jokes ]
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach punched Pete between the eyes and scampered ...

How to Argue the Price of a Screw [ Doctor Jokes ]
A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, which consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a ...

Professional Courtesy? [ Doctor Jokes ]
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy ...

Diseases [ Doctor Jokes ]
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Dan replied."They're going to name a ...

Dentist [ Doctor Jokes ]
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you?ve got a hold of my privates." The ...

Waiting Room [ Doctor Jokes ]
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father ...

Deodorant [ Doctor Jokes ]
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The ...

Birth Control [ Doctor Jokes ]
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I?d like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a ...

Jelly [ Doctor Jokes ]
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how?s your breakfast this morning?" "It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get used to the taste," ...

College [ Doctor Jokes ]
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year?s rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of ...

Why did the nurse go to art school? [ Doctor Jokes ]
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood! ...

Doctor's Notes 1 [ Doctor Jokes ]
A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her ...

Doctor's Notes 2 [ Doctor Jokes ]
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," ...