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Amazing Anagrams [ Language Jokes ]
Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More ...

English language [ Language Jokes ]
The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let's face itEnglish is a stupid language.There is no egg in the eggplantNo ham in the ...

Spelling checker [ Language Jokes ]
Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two ...

Quips & quotes [ Language Jokes ]
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home. ...

Santa's Helpers? [ Language Jokes ]
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses! ...

Santa's Wife [ Language Jokes ]
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus. ...

Alphabet letters [ Language Jokes ]
How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. went home.Get rid of X. There's too many unknowns in the world already!(Only one vowel left, or is ...

Canada language [ Language Jokes ]
How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough to ask him to say the alphabet. When the ...

Canada America [ Language Jokes ]
An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't it?"This is something deeper than spelling or ...

Stop redundancy [ Language Jokes ]
The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first ...

Creative wording [ Language Jokes ]
BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of example, let's say that your great-great uncle, Remus Starr, a fellow lacking in character, was ...

Poem of English [ Language Jokes ]
Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.I will keep you, Suzy, busy,Make your head with heat grow dizzy.Tear ...

Europe English [ Language Jokes ]
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, Her ...

Tips to improve your writing [ Language Jokes ]
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the vernacular.4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5. Parenthetical remarks (however ...

A lecture about English [ Language Jokes ]
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double ...