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Trial Of The Century [ Legal ]
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, ...

If two lawyers were drowning... [ Legal ]
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch? ...

A guy in a bar [ Legal ]
The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to ...

A lawyer named Strange died... [ Legal ]
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that such an ...

An older woman was in the pastoral study... [ Legal ]
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," she said, "How am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?" ...

Honesty is the best policy [ Legal ]
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer. But being the eccentric he was, his will stipulated that each one must place ...

Guilty [ Legal ]
Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong evidence indicating guilt; however, there is no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the ...

A local United Way office realized that... [ Legal ]
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to ...

Too good to be true [ Legal ]
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said the customer, ...

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC. [ Legal ]
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B191294, Judge Joan Kujava, Presiding ...

A precise location [ Legal ]
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About ...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... [ Legal ]
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer.The farmer said, "There might be a problem. You see, I only ...

Where lawers come from [ Legal ]
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think ...

Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? [ Legal ]
Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them. ...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? [ Legal ]
What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline. ...