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The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher... [ Religion ]
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave ...

The girl knelt in the confessional and said... [ Religion ]
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.""What is it, child?""Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself ...

Noah And Today's Ark [ Religion ]
Noah And Today's ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain until the whole world is covered with water andall the evil things are destroyed. But, I ...

Three religious truths [ Religion ]
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.3. Baptists do not recognize each other ...

A Friend's Prayer [ Religion ]
A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen ...

The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals... [ Religion ]
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, "I have some really fantastic news and some very ...

What is white and flies across the sky? [ Religion ]
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord. ...

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? [ Religion ]
Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed! ...

Visual joke [ Religion ]
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter. ...

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? [ Religion ]
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today. ...

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man... [ Religion ]
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long,long time. So she went to check it out. She went ...

A wise choice [ Religion ]
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston,Texas insurance agent.Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, ...

Two attorneys went into a diner... [ Religion ]
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, ...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? [ Religion ]
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the follow- ...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit... [ Religion ]
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only ...