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Strategy [ Situations ]
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single life. It was no secret that she was looking to get married. As she came back from her lunch ...

The newly divorced woman... [ Situations ]
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to ...

37 mating positions [ Situations ]
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books ...

How many does it take? [ Situations ]
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and ...

A man decided to have a face lift... [ Situations ]
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the ...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road... [ Situations ]
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps ...

During WW II an American soldier... [ Situations ]
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught asupply boat to a supply base in the south of England, ...

A divorced woman had been on her own for several months... [ Situations ]
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the bag boy. On the way out to the car ...

A yard sale [ Situations ]
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a ...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair... [ Situations ]
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not ...

Taking measures [ Situations ]
"Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took measures and then went with the ...

A customer walks into a pharmacy... [ Situations ]
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The ...

A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf... [ Situations ]
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in front. He sees that this is a ...

An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea... [ Situations ]
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do. One morning the captain decides he is going to lay on some ...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave... [ Situations ]
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber ...