Animal Jokes April Fools Jokes Bar Jokes Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Clean Jokes Comedian Jokes Computer Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Free Jokes Funny Jokes Golf Jokes Lawyer Jokes Men Jokes Political Jokes Practical Jokes Redneck Jokes Sex Jokes Travel Jokes Women Jokes Yo Mama Jokes Animal World At Work Blonds Celebrities Children Computers Ethnic Relationships Miscellaneous Religion Situations Sex Men Elderly Science Drunks Sport Jokes Medicine Women Politics Legal Ouch School Travel Sports War Foreigners Aviation Jokes Common Jokes Business Jokes Military Jokes Farming Jokes Camping Jokes Real Jokes Police Jokes Food Jokes Language Jokes Computing Jokes Ethnical Jokes Mixed Jokes Gender Jokes Kids Jokes Other Jokes Stats/Math Jokes Instrument Jokes Job/Office Jokes Marriage Jokes Elderly Jokes Red Indian Jokes Dumb Jokes Mom/Dad Jokes Festival Jokes Irish Jokes 
Equal positive integers [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive ... ▶ Numbers equal zero [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2 = aba^2  b^2 = ab  b^2(a + b)(a  b) = b(a  b)a + b = ba = 0Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b = b, and ... ▶ Three is equal to four [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a  3a + 4b  3b = 4c  3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b  4c = 3a + 3b  3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+bc) = 3 * ... ▶ Dollars equal cents [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents. This one is scary in that I have seen ... ▶ Dollars equal ten cents [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)=> $ 1/10 = 1 ... ▶ N equals N plus one [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2  (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2  (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2  n(2n+1)Adding ... ▶ One plus one are two [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n  2) = n(2n  2)n(2n  2)  n(2n  2) = 0(n  n)(2n  2) = 02n(n  n)  2(n  n) = 02n  2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2 ... ▶ Four is equal to five [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:20 = 2016  36 = 25  454^2  9*4 = 5^2  9*54^2  9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2  9*5 + 81/4(4  9/2)^2 = (5  9/2)^24  9/2 = 5  9/24 = 5 ... ▶ All numbers are equal [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a + b)(a  b) = t(a  b)a^2  b^2 = ta  tba^2  ta = b^2  tba^2  ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2  tb + ... ▶ One is negative one [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: 1 = 1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(1 * 1) = sqrt(1) * sqrt(1) = 1^ = 1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)1 = ... ▶ Log negative one zero [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: log(1) = 0Proof:a. log[(1)^2] = 2 * log(1)On the other hand:b. log[(1)^2] = log(1) = 0Combining a) and b) gives:2* log(1) = 0Divide both sides by 2:log(1) = 0 ... ▶ Proof E equal to one [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1 ... ▶ One equal to one half [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can rewrite the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7) + 1/(7*9)+...as 1/2((1/1  1/3) + (1/3  1/5) + (1/5  1/7) + (1/7  1/9) + ... ).All terms after 1/1 cancel, so ... ▶ Crocodile is longer [ Stats/Math Jokes ] Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is longer than it is green: Let's look at the crocodile. It is long on the top and on the bottom, but it is green only ... ▶ Math is turning bad [ Stats/Math Jokes ] "Psst, c'mere," said the shiftyeyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed."What are you selling?" I ... ▶ 
