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  Jokz.netMiscellaneousLittle Johnny and the experiment.



Little Johnny and the experiment.

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. "Now, class.

Observe closely the worms, " said the professor putting a worm first into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey.

It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment? " the professor asked.

Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded. .. "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms! ".


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