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Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms. "Now, class.
Observe closely the worms, " said the professor putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey.
It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment? " the professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded. .. "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms! ".
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