The Joke Website
Home | Jokz :: Jokes, Comedy & Humor



Animal Jokes
April Fools Jokes
Bar Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Christmas Jokes
Clean Jokes
Comedian Jokes
Computer Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Doctor Jokes
Free Jokes
Funny Jokes
Golf Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Men Jokes
Political Jokes
Practical Jokes
Redneck Jokes
Sex Jokes
Travel Jokes
Women Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes
Animal World
At Work
Blonds
Celebrities
Children
Computers
Ethnic
Relationships
Miscellaneous
Religion
Situations
Sex
Men
Elderly
Science
Drunks
Sport Jokes
Medicine
Women
Politics
Legal
Ouch
School
Travel
Sports
War
Foreigners
Aviation Jokes
Common Jokes
Business Jokes
Military Jokes
Farming Jokes
Camping Jokes
Real Jokes
Police Jokes
Food Jokes
Language Jokes
Computing Jokes
Ethnical Jokes
Mixed Jokes
Gender Jokes
Kids Jokes
Other Jokes
Stats/Math Jokes
Instrument Jokes
Job/Office Jokes
Marriage Jokes
Elderly Jokes
Red Indian Jokes
Dumb Jokes
Mom/Dad Jokes
Festival Jokes
Irish Jokes
  Jokz.netMiscellaneousPreschoolers learn meat



Preschoolers learn meat

A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats.

One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them.

As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal.

Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow.

Tommy took a bite of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a pig.

The last meat was labeled venison.

The children chewed and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a hint "what does your mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work at night" she asked?

All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of the classroom and yelled "Jesus Christ!

Spit it out, it's Asshole"!


Chinese Couple
He's Shaky
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Who's In Charge
A Little Old Lady Sits At The Luncheonette Counter...