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  Jokz.netMiscellaneousSkipping school



Skipping school

A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.

She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast. "No, " the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school! ""You HAVE to go to school, " the mother scolds. "No!

The kids are mean to me, the teachers don't like me, and the lunches are icky. ""You WILL go to school, young man, " the mother warns. "Why?

Why do I have to go to school today? " the son asks.

The mother is about to lose her patience. "Because you're the principal, now get out of bed! ".


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