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An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.
The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month! ""Yes sir, b. . b. . but I got them b. . broken in an accident, " stammered the private. "Accident, what kind of an accident? "
The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident? ""No, no nothing of those. .. " said the private. "Well then, what is it? ""I'd rather not tell you sir. .. ""Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses, " said the medical officer, ready to stand up, "I've to see my patients now. " "No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl, " blurted the private. "Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing a girl? ""You see, she crossed her legs. .. .. ".
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