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I did all of that?
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.
As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago? " "Yes, " the golfer responded. "Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course? " "Yes, I did.
How did you know? " he asked. "Well, " said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield.
The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck.
The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down.
So, what are you going to do about it? "
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded. .. "I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb. ".
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